oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

(Source: loversdreamersandyou)

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fluxmachine:

 fluxmachine gifs

Artist Kevin Weir creates ghostly animated GIFs using Archival photos from the Library of Congress

(Source: asylum-art)

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I’m going through local police blotters and came across this gem.

            Complainants advised that an argument began between Beth and Beverly over comments on an Italian flag.  Beth’s boyfriend ( Pat ) and Beverly’s family Ray and Michelle got involved and Ray removed his firearm (CCW permit) and chambered a round but did not point at anybody at the scene.

            Both parties were advised to see the prosecutor if they so wish. Statements were taken from all parties involved.

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mummyshark:

Annnd here it is. My review of the new Krispy Kreme GHOSTBUSTERS DONUTS. Watch it here, or see it with additional photos on Dino Drac!

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foldingfittedsheets:

I don’t know if this has been done yet, but I thought it would be funny.

I look forward to the Tangled/GotG cross over movie.

foldingfittedsheets:

I don’t know if this has been done yet, but I thought it would be funny.

I look forward to the Tangled/GotG cross over movie.

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knightterrors:

The funniest thing about this is that this is definitely something that’d be placed in a Scream movie. 

(Source: creepypasta-raven)

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Took a page from mummyshark's book last night and decided to become a mutant bee from the war-torn planet of Honeygore.

Took a page from mummyshark's book last night and decided to become a mutant bee from the war-torn planet of Honeygore.

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eggsuckinguttertrash:

here’s the rest of the superhero secrets, for your benefit

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nicholasdunnes:

winkbooks:

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
Chronicle
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014

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