I was driving home around midnight the other night after getting off of work.  I drove past a car wash and saw someone wiping down their car and throwing the towels away in the parking lot.  I’m pretty sure they had just murdered someone and were trying to clean up their car.  Why else would they be washing their car so thoroughly at that hour?

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loveisfluid:

boundunbound:

clauderabbit:

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

Shit

Truth

THIS IS THE ONLY DESCRIPTION OF ANXIETY I HAVE EVER IDENTIFIED WITH

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

BUT HOURS- SOMETIMES DAYS- LONG

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Why I love bats

gothtriggers:

lovelikesagander:

JUST LOOK AT THEM

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BEING ALL HAPPY AND SHIT LIKE

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I GOTS THE WATERMELON

LOOK AT ME BEIN’ A BATRITO

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THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE

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AND THEIR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY

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AND LOOK AT THEIR LITLLE FACES

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AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE NOSES

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AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS

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AND THE AWKWARD WAY THEY WALK

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DOESN’T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FUCKING MELT?

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YES

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If you told everyone that you spent your spare time “reading” picture books—pictures with captions under them—people would think you were an idiot. So you call it Buzzfeed instead.
Maddox

Swing version of Thrift Shop.  It is super catchy.  You should also check out their other covers too.  They do some swell stuff.

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avdotiya:

Being an adult is kinda like playing house but now you’re suicidal

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carry-on-my-wayward-wuffles:

I love how in other fandoms there are all of those deaths, suffer, crying and pain in general

And then Discworlders are just

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happy

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friendlycannibalman:

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

this is rly good op!!

also for anyone reading there are other antidepressants (its true the most in use are SSRIs, but not everyone whose diagnosed w depression takes/is prescribed these). the differing categories relate to how different chemical compounds affect neurotransmitters.

the types of antidepressants are SSRIs (Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors), SNRIs (Serotonin and Norepinephrine Reuptake Inhibitors), Tricyclic/Tetracyclic antidepressants, MAOIs (Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitors), and Atypical antidepressants (meds that dont fit in any of the above categories).

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I’ve actually changed the grocery store I go to now because the lunch meat lady doesn’t know how to give me 2/3 of a pound of meat.  She is mean, it’s awkward, and I hate it.  Shopping is much more peaceful now.

I’ve actually changed the grocery store I go to now because the lunch meat lady doesn’t know how to give me 2/3 of a pound of meat.  She is mean, it’s awkward, and I hate it.  Shopping is much more peaceful now.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

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