I’m starting to think that maybe ignoring problems doesn’t make them go away but I’m gonna keep trying, just to be sure

I ignored my problems one time, a long time ago, and they fixed themselves.  I kept ignoring them now hoping for that magical “get out of jail free” card again.

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"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.


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I wish I had done this to my old hearse.

I wish I had done this to my old hearse.

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pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything


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I’m left handed, shit…



I’m left handed, shit…

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Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.


the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob

 seee stellalovesbones that ´s what I meant yesterday

Yeah, boobs would never stay in that. Not without some really heavy duty adhesive. 

Also, her bracers look like they’re made out of tin or aluminum.

This movie was made by Axel Braun.  This is a guy that loves geek culture and puts everything he can into making them accurate.  Everyone should look into the Adam West Batman era porn he did.  It’s funny as hell.  Look into any parody directed by Axel Braun and you will be pleasantly surprised.  Actually DC could probably do really well hiring him.

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"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

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  1. thats extra insane

What’s more insane is that before she called her husband a chicken shit she was describing why she needed the bullet and what she wanted it to do.  I’m used to guys calling and jerking off, but not women.  You went a little too far into detail lady.  I just need to know what you are looking for, and not your complete sexual history and list of desires.

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WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

The look of pure joy of the VHS dragon’s face

(Source: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

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Nothing like hearing a drunk woman on the phone call her husband a “chicken shit” because he won’t go into the porn store to buy her a vibrator.

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Ebola is getting crazy up in here.  I “look forward” to seeing just how much more it spreads now that it’s taking out some of the people fighting it.

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Nyah is my response when someone asks me a question I don’t quite understand.  It’s both nah and yeah, and it’s how I get out of having to ask them to repeat themselves multiple, multiple times.

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