flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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swansonisms:

Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman | Mashable

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mummyshark:

Assuming this photo of a demon mask in a packaged marked “Christmas Decorations” gets reblogged around, I want people to understand that this is what they’re missing by not following me. Thank you.

mummyshark:

Assuming this photo of a demon mask in a packaged marked “Christmas Decorations” gets reblogged around, I want people to understand that this is what they’re missing by not following me. Thank you.

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mummyshark:

Reblogging because the glow of this particular pumpkin appeals to me in ways that border on the sexual.

(Source: halloweenmagick)

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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It’s a really cute book, but I wish some of the rules of Satanism were focused on more.  I feel like it’d be a more wide spread religion if people saw what it was actually about.

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laughatthestars:

today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.

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1americanaexotica1:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

looK AT THE CUTIESSSS

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mummyshark:

Time for me to review this year’s batch of MONSTER CEREALS, both in their “regular” and “retro” boxes! Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry are back! (Watch it here, or with additional context on Dino Drac!)

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I wonder if ghosts ever try to haunt someone, but they are too busy texting to notice their spooky ways.  I bet it’s really annoying to the dead.