vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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(Source: femboss)

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ethermaiden:

mediapathic:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

welp

here it is

the final damning evidence that i have no life whatsoever

lyrics at the original post here

so uh, by popular request, mp3 now downloadable here. second from the bottom

WARNING: POP HOOK, NIETZSCHE

so uhh, I just couch danced in the most white-person way ever. 

My fall jam

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foldingfittedsheets:

I have a lot of dragon toys. This seemed like an appropriate use of my time and resources.

The snapchat feedback I received:
Molly: That was epic

Taylor: You can see the green dragon in the shot with the red one

Christian: Bit long, but nice use of dragons.

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where-is-my-doctor:

mindsuckr:

I just had a couple in looking at lube. The girl pointed to her ass and her mouth and said, “In your dreams, because it’s never gonna happen. I made have sucked a million dicks, but that’s going no where near me. I’m not doing anything that size.”

And yet I remain, steely faced…

Ugh I used to hangout with this girl in middle school who would but flavored condoms and chew on them.

But some fucking gum???

People are gross

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John McWhorter’s TED Talk “Txtng is killing language. JK!!!" A really good talk about how texting is it’s own language.  It dramatically lessened my hatred for text speech.

atopfourthwall:

uvsiren:

Discworld

I really need to read/watch the Discworld stuff.

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Got bored as a passenger and wondered if the lock fit my wrist. It does :D

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veraeyecandy:

WE SHIP WORLDWIDE! www.VERASEYECANDY.com

I thought this was an entire jumpsuit when I first saw it.  I wanted it infinitely more before I realized it was two pieces.

(Source: veraseyecandy.com)

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mindsuckr:

I just had a couple in looking at lube.  The girl pointed to her ass and her mouth and said, “In your dreams, because it’s never gonna happen. I made have sucked a million dicks, but that’s going no where near me.  I’m not doing anything that size.”

And yet I remain, steely faced as ever.

And now they are whipping each other in the parking lot with the whip they just bought.  Stay classy.

Another gem.  She just told me that she used to chew on flavored condoms for fun because they tasted really good.  ”The chocolate really tasted like chocolate”, she said.

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I just had a couple in looking at lube.  The girl pointed to her ass and her mouth and said, “In your dreams, because it’s never gonna happen. I made have sucked a million dicks, but that’s going no where near me.  I’m not doing anything that size.”

And yet I remain, steely faced as ever.

And now they are whipping each other in the parking lot with the whip they just bought.  Stay classy.

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febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

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thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

(Source: memewhore)

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Once I was playing outside the porn store with Death, and there were two Mormons walking up the street.  I gave them a smile and a friendly wave, and they just quickened the pace of their walk.

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James Van Praagh failing miserably at cold reading on The Circle, Channel 10.

This makes me SUPER happy.  I fucking hate these people.